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Today I saw a tweet from @SororityProblem aka Sorority Girl Problems which said and I quote, "General rule for guys: hot, straight, single. Pick two. #SGP"

No truer words were ever spoken.

Beautiful to Ugly in 5 Seconds Flat

Yeah it happens, I normally don't wear make up to work. I also usually dress like a slob but aside from that...some days I feel like I look great. Natural. Knowing that with the right clothes and make up I'd feel like a knockout. Then in the right light I feel like the thing from the black lagoon. Let's be real, those with someone to tell them they are hot...feel better. Exude more confidence. It is nearly impossible to just have. I'm working on it. I still don't settle.

Apparently my "message me" button on OKCupid is red. This is amazing. It means I VERY selectively reply. Isn't that how all women should be? I respect the men who make an effort to message me knowing that little bit, but only if they are hot.

I had a man from Winston Salem say he was going to come down and take me out to dinner. Scary. Definitely think he is looking to cut me up into little pieces. I've had so many boring, draining, chemistry missing dates I can't imagine why a man would want to drive down 125 miles for dinner.

I went out and got shit faced on Saturday. Yeah, it's been a while since that happened. I loved every minute of it. We got drunk off of jell-o shots and smoothies! Oh amazing. I even posted a picture of me drunk on my profile...hey, don't judge I look hot. Haha.

So excited to get some exercise in tonight. I lost 5 pounds last week....I didn't think it was possible. Soooo if I can lose another 5 ASAP I'll have a hell of a start. A friend says the more weight she loses the more money she will have in her pocket. It makes me laugh. My equivalent is, the more weight I lose the more men I'll have in my pocket. Sadly, I know it is the case.

Bah!

So Facebook told me that they guy I had coffee with and I are no longer friends. Again, men...here is a little hint, karma. What you do to others will come back. So instead of indicating you'll get in touch just don't say anything at all. What makes this one so great is that he specifically called himself in so many words, a straight shooter. Obviously not. Eye roll. So annoying.

I guess I am taking some time to myself. Eating like a bird and getting to the gym. I feel better already. Time for a break from dating I guess. I'll gladly go out but I don't think I will miss meeting men. At least not for a few months. The recent disappointments have made me think of my dating experience as a whole. As my mom and I were taking down Christmas lights, I shared a few with her.

Over the next few weeks I'll share some with you. If you are easily offended, you might want to back away slowly.