This Doesn't Seem Right

Editors note: Between the time that this blog was halfway written and went to print the author is considering having sex with a semi random dude as a casual/friend with benefits thing. This blog speaks to all women, including the author and men who act like women.

I've decided to make my blogs rant like the past two days. I have a few things that I have been thinking about today. Some days I just go off. So this blogs title is:


Why Do Women Act Like Such Stupid Bitches?
 (Myself included sometimes apparently)


Pardon my francais but I really want to have the answer to this question. You've heard of a small percentage of my experience with men. They are dogs. They do some dumb shit sometimes but overall I would say men are generally good people. When as a woman you command respect.


This is the biggest issue. Women do not expect to be respected. They actually expect to be disrespected, so when a man does it it's not really a big deal. If he does it less than her previous boyfriend then he gets the honor of having her hand in marriage. Explain to me why anyone would want to be with someone who didn't demand respect? Or in essence not having any respect for yourself.


You let men cheat on you, you act like a selfish, self centered, whiny cunt who lacks confidence. Some of you let him physically beat you. Others allow verbal abuse. Most like myself, allow a man to use your body for his sexual pleasure. (This really appeals to me right now.)


What really got me thinking about this and really made me angry was my boss and her 30+ minute personal call that involved her telling her friend more than once how she was "better than that" and that she wasn't "raised that way." Don't forget she also shit talked the dude who apparently brought the drama in the first place. Wait what? No actually bitch you do deserve that and everything you got and no you aren't better than that because as my friend said...you spread your legs for that piece of trash. To cap it all off my boss and everyone knows it.


That raises another issue. The lies women tell each other. I would rather have someone be honest. Like "Hey, you are acting like a freak and allowing that guy to walk all over you. If you put up with his shit you get everything you deserve." But no, most women let the cycle continue. Ugh. Women are too busy tearing each other down instead of raising each other up. When your man cheats who do you want to kill? Yep, that bitch who slept with your man. This is totally backwards. While it is messed up if a woman slept with a man knowing he was in a relationship. Of course it is worse when you know here BUT shouldn't you be mad at him? He cheated on you. Going after the woman isn't going to do you any good because the problem is with your relationship, not with some other woman who seduced your man. Most of the time he went out looking. She didn't come after him.

Ladies, get your shit straight. He doesn't call you except to get laid because he doesn't want to date you, not because he is "busy with his kids" or "working late." He doesn't take you seriously. He might think you are hot but really...does that mean anything? I think that Ben Kenney is hot but do I want to have a lasting relationship with him? I find it hard to believe that some of you try and pass it off like you're "just doing you." Bitch no you are not. He is using you. Be real with yourself. You want to be more than a booty call. No man is worth that. If he doesn't make an effort with you now, he never will.

I will give you some of the best and most solid piece of advice I have ever realized.

When a man is interested, you will know it. He will make an effort. He will contact you for various reasons. He will make his intentions known. A man will make time for the things he wants. If he does not make time for you, he does not want you. Please stop fooling yourself. You will only end up hurt.

Not to take away from the point of the post (haha yikes) but I am having thoughts of having sex with a man I do not know and a man I do not intend on ever having a relationship with. This concerns me. Part of me wants to be a little rebellious while the other part says, stay on your course. I will keep you up to date on my decision. I really need to get laid and let loose a little. I am far too uptight and I'm starting to think this might actually help my search in finding something serious. Am I crazy?

Oh Life

Today I laughed. One of the guys I was talking with from OKCupid, one who I never met since he apparently wanted a Facebook friend and that is all, I stalked. His Facebook is totally public, so why be friends? Anyway. I was stalking and apparently he had 20 teeth pulled and now has dentures. What? Under 30 with dentures? Can someone please explain this to me? I'll be okay with a man who might be balding, it happens....not his fault but seriously? You can't be bothered to brush your teeth?

Standards people. Ladies, if yo man got dentures, imagine what he's going to look like at 60! Plus. He used the word dentures. Not caps. Not implants. Dentures.

I should mention I have a thing about teeth. Like that's a no go with me if you got jacked up teeth. My sister is the same way. Man must have nice teeth. Sometimes my ex would have red wine teeth and I would be like, no. Not getting any tonight.

On another note. The 5 minute relationship (the one that caused me to lay in bed for 2 days after it ended) dude totally UNBLOCKED me on plenty of fish and then stalked my profile. Come. On. You know, our little fling kinda fucked me up just a speck. I did everything right. We actually had a great relationship (even though it lasted 48 hours) and when you decided I wasn't good enough, I made a new plenty of fish profile. To which you promptly blocked without me knowing. I searched your name. Then 6 months later you decide it's time to unblock me? Just because you feel like being nosey? I'm still single. I'm still on plenty of fish. I'm an even better person since we met which I know is really hard to believe that I could be better than I was. I am. However you are still a dickhead.

Clue: You will never find what you are looking for because it doesn't exist until you get to know yourself. Until you are happy alone. Until you don't rebound with anything that moves. Need I mention your ex WIFE who was a rebound? Who fucking marries a fucking rebound? Then I was her rebound. A tear might fall from my eye and I might mourn your loss if you were better in bed. But you weren't. That's what you get for sleeping with conservative christian virgins!!!

Since I would be scolded for admitting this on my other blog. I've been smoking a few cigarettes a day. Yeah. Only because last week I bought a pack due to high work stress and now I feel like those bastards are burning a hole in the Rubbermaid bin I'm storing them in. I know once they are gone I WON'T buy another pack. Unless you can get re-hooked after 20. Very possible. Just not if you're as amazing as I am.

Jesus Christ

It's been over a month since I posted anything? Ugh. Yeah funk lifted my ass I guess! The funk is back mother fuckers and in full force. I've got the funk. Gotta have that funk. Yeah, cheesey.

I really shouldn't be typing this at work. Sigh. Which is the reason why I haven't updated.

On a different schedule and I really don't have much time to do any dating, other than maybe the weekends.

Oh! The one dude I went to the park with. Yeah, a couple of Sundays he said he wanted to hang out sometime in the next week. Well Friday I got a FB message (pussy much? Dude you have my number) saying that all of the sudden something with a friend came up....out of the blue...that prevented him for hanging out. I felt like my message made me sound like a major bitch and that was semi my intention. "All of the sudden?" What about the whole month in between the last time we hung out and the text I sent you? I really don't care for your stupid ass shit. So I called his ass out. He never got back. Figures. People don't like that much do they? Today he was deleted from being my friend on FB so HA that's what you get!! Frankly, I wasn't interested in him anyway. Thanks for bruising my ego when I didn't even want you.

I'm so ready for someone to come along who has no reservations, no bullshit, no ego, nothing other than just an interest in getting to know one person.

Me.

I'm ready for something that is just about us two. No one else.